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  • Patrick Zielinski 2022 (Performance Video)  Quicktime

    Clips from USA Networks Television Series "Sirens", Feature Film "Who Gets The Dog", Short Film "Jack & Amelia", feature film "Kill Game", "Rogers Park", Short Film "The Wallet", Web Series "Mike's Ma's Balls", "Sex House" and Feature Film "Tom Of Your Life"

  • Patrick Zielinski Reel (Performance Video)  Quicktime

    Clips from Feature Film "Fred Claus", NBC’s Television Series "Chicago Fire" & Feature Film "Public Enemies".

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Big Guy

D/ Sarah Cayce

Trick and Treat


D/ Eric Hector

Fred Claus

Taxi Driver

D/David Dobkin/Warner Brothers

Public Enemies


D/Michael Mann/Universal

Rogers Park


D/Kyle Henry

Who Get's The Dog

Squatter Leader

D/Huck Botko

Chasing The Blues


D/Scott Smith

The Bobby Roberts Project

Revolutionary War Historian

D/Brett Hudson & Tom Wilbeck

Tom of Your Life

Purple Van Guy

D/Jeremy Sklar

Public Housing Unit


D/Daniel Willis

The Wallet

Visitor #3

D/Patrick Zielinski

Jack & Ameia


D/Craig Barnes

The Life and Death of an Unhappily Married Man


D/Josh Hope

Kill Game

Jack Meyer

D/Robert Meams

The Art Police

The Clerk




D/Boris Wexler

Roundabout American


D/Boris Wexler



D/Joshua Russell

Humboldt Park

Snoring Guy

D/Alfredo De Villa

Salt Creek County

Deputy Whitetits

Downstate Productions



Downstate Productions



Heavy Guy - Co-star

D/John Fortenberry

Chicago Fire

Phillip - Co-star

D/Darnell Martin

Joy Farm

Various Characters

InternalCombustion Prod.


Mike's Ma's Balls


D/Patrick Zielinski

All American Sex Offender


D/Chloe Lenihan

April Fools Day

Head Writer

D/J.J. Shebesta/ The Onion

Sex House Ep 10

Paul - Co-star

D/Geoff Haggerty/ The Onion

Kickstarter Turkey Leg


D/J.J. Shebesta/ The Onion

Commercial / Industrial / Voice Over

United Airlines

Industrial - Angry Customer

Miller Creative

Knotts Berry Farms

Television Spot - Pig Guy

Vitamin Pictures

Ace Hardware - Backyard Lawn Care

Radio Voice Over - Eric

O'Keefe, Reinhard & Paul

Illinois Tourism - Mini Abe

Television Spot - Groundskeeper

Odd Machine Productions

U.S.G. Dry-wall

Industrial - Stevie the Mold Spore

Sand Lot Productions

Earth Hour P.S.A.

Man Throwing Sandwich

Radar Studios


Television Spot - Stock Trader

Radar Studios

Jimmy Johns Sub Shop

Man in Speedo

Television Spot

Degree Gel

Radio Voice Over

Foote, Cone and Belding

Quaker Chewy Granola Bars

Television Voice Over

Foote, Cone and Belding

Kraft Easy Mac

Television Voice Over

Foote,Cone and Belding

Improvisation / Sketch Comedy

Bye Bye Liver

Interactive Sketch Comedy

Public House Theater

Game of Mobile Homes

Carl Drago

Public House Theater


Various Characters

Public House Theatre

How to Lose Your Job and Alienate Friends

A Cat and Tim

Public House Theatre

Brand New Bag*

Various Characters

HeadCheese Fat Boss Prod.

HeadCheese Fat Boss*

Long / Short Form Improvisation

Various Venues

Stone Soup*

Various Characters

HeadCheese Fat Boss Prod.

Smokin Coffee*

Mr. Viper

HeadCheese Fat Boss Prod.

Chicago Sketch Fest 2002-05

HeadCheese Fat Boss Show

Theater Building

Little House Quite Contrary

Mr. Edwards

Free Associates

Pat and Tyler Show*

Various Characters

HeadCheese Fat Boss Prod.

Duck, Beaver, and Bass

Long Form Improv Team

Improv Olympic

Comedy Sportz

Short Form Improv

Comedy Sportz - Milwaukee




The Plagiarists

A Family United

Hank Welsh

Abby Hoffman Theater Festival

El Grito del Bronx

Gas Station Attendant

Theatro Vista / Collaboraction

SketchBook 9

Dreaded Zeppelin - Ensemble


Frankie J Supper Star

Jaundice the Apostle

The MethaDome Players

The Whale and The Sandpiper*

Narrator / Sandpipper

HeadCheese Fat Boss Prod.

Oz- The Urban Tale

Scardy Cat

Why a Duck Prod.

The Pyrates

Fire Beard

Defiant Theater Company

The Hipmas Carol*

Various Characters

HeadCheese Fat Boss Prod.

Job Opportunity

Mr. Kendricks

Incognito Prod.

Scary Godmother

Bug - a - Boo

Runamuck Prod.

Too Many Time Machines

Babe Ruth

Runamuck Prod.

Death of Zurkasky

A.C Tatums

HyperWorld Theater


Guy De'jardin

American Inside Theater

Taming of the Shrew


Milwaukee Players

Holiday Homecoming*

King Tenderchunks

HeadCheese Fat Boss Production


Rev. Paris

Milwaukee Players


Advanced Scene Study

Acting Studio Chicago

Kurt Naebig

Long Form Improisation Instruction

For HeadCheese Fat Boss Improv

Susan Messing, Ed Furman

General Stage Combat Workshop

throws, dives, punches, cutlass

Geoff Coates

Improv Olympic Chicago IL.

Level 1-5b.

Del Close, Bob Dassie

American Inside Theater Genisse Depot WI.

Workshops / Intern

Peter Reeves

Richmond College, Richmond U.K.

Summer Program-street theater, dilects

Gladys Harvey

* = Written and Produced

Physical Characteristics / Measurements

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 250 lbs

Eyes: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Hair Length: Long


Brain Storming, Camping, Cooking / Baking, I like to wash dishes, Walking / Hiking, Writing, Swimming - ability - general, Comedian, Host, Improvisation, Licensed Driver, Mime, Voiceover, American - New York Accent, American - Southern Accent, American - Texan Accent, British - BBC English Accent, British - Birmingham Accent, British - Cockney Accent, British - Geordie Accent, British - Scouse/Liverpool Accent, British - Yorkshire Accent, Canadian Accent, French Accent, German Accent, Irish Accent, Italian Accent, Russian Accent, Scottish Accent